- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to see the past.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to rotten food.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The power to think you love her but you don't.

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to smell whore

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to make money disappear.

Pointless Super Powers