The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to see through horses

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The power of bad luck

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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captain obvious

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to commit suicide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!