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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.
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The power to know the end of every movie ever.
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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel
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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.
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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability
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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened
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The ability to pull open push only doors
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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.
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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish
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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.
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The power to climb ladders faster.
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the power to stop masturbating every day
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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.
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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.
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the power to jump, but only on any surface
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the ability to turn off your super ability.....
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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love
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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.
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To have the ability to piss off the police
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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you
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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June
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The power to volunteer as tribute.
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The power to lick your balls.
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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!