The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to speak to toasters

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!