The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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the power to jizz money

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!