The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The super power to shine in daylight

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to be powerless

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!