the power to fly in space

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to set money on fire

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!