The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to eat your own head.

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to poop a penny every year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!