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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!