- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

the power to see the things that are happening right

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to die at any moment you want.

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The power to fly while masturbating.

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

the power of the succulent game

The power to see air

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to be asleep while in bed

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to encounter an internal server error

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to break bones at will.

THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

the power to kill yourself

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

the power to enter a coma.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

Pointless Super Powers