the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power drown in water

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!