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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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the ability to type slower.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to control yourself

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!