The power to commit suicide.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to poop standing up

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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the power to misspell

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!