- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to break bones at will.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

the power to control nothing

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

open up pickles glass

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

Pointless Super Powers