constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to have a V8

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to hatch from an egg

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to not be color blind.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to not exercise.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!