- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to turn load noises into cake

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

The power to strangle yourself to death

The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to fly upwards but not downwards

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to be Chuck Norris

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

the power to get really mad.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

Pointless Super Powers