The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to block your own powers

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!