the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to not get shit dick

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!