The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!