The power to autocorrect your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

the power to smell like ham

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The ability to pass out at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to get laid by your right hand.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

thumb_up thumb_down +54

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

thumb_up thumb_down +54

the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The power to smell a fart upwind.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

the power to die on the spot

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

thumb_up thumb_down +147

The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

thumb_up thumb_down +145

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

thumb_up thumb_down +135

Being only half invisible.

thumb_up thumb_down +135

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

thumb_up thumb_down +135

the power to yell a math problem at will

thumb_up thumb_down +133

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

thumb_up thumb_down +133

The power to die on command.

thumb_up thumb_down +129

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

thumb_up thumb_down +125

The Power to Fail in Failing

thumb_up thumb_down +125

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

thumb_up thumb_down +115

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!