The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to set money on fire

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to shrink your penis.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!