- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The Power to Fail in Failing

the ability to command watermelons

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to lick your elbow.

the power to control nothing

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

Pointless Super Powers