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The power to moves in slow motion.
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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go
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ability to levitate using my fart...
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The power to die
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Smell chick peas from over two miles away
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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to
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The ability to draw a perfect circle.
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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored
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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it
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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.
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the power to get wider by eating junk food
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The power to not have any power at all
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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort
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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person
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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers
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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot
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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.
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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.
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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples
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To write a pointless power on paper to use.
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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.
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The power to walk on very very shallow water (
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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).
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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!