The power to think your dreams are real.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to create powers

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!