The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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to poop a penny every year

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to waste money

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!