- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power drown in water

The power to predict the present

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

the power to see everyone as a tree

the ability to spin gold into straw

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The power to shoot iron from your blood

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

Pointless Super Powers