the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to not do it.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!