The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!