- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to look TV

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

See through invisible people

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to burn the sun.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to poo.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

Pointless Super Powers