the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to part hair.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!