The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!