The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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open up pickles glass

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!