- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

Feeling people's depression.

the power to have another pointless superpower

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

Having taste buds in your anus.

the power to smell like ham

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The ability to see into the present.

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The super power to shine in daylight

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to die and not come back to life.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

Pointless Super Powers