- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The power to see the past.

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to see through horses

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

the ability to fly under water unless your wet

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

the power to eat people :D

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to turn water into wine.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers