The power to die

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to climb ladders faster.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to read terms and conditions

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to turn into a magikarp

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!