The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to make your nose blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!