The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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Liam Brudenell

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to change your eye color.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!