The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

the super power of being a housewife..

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to bypass capcha codes

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!