The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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to spelle caretly

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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the power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!