The power to break bones at will.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!