The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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Liam Brudenell

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to lick your balls.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to be a woman

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the power to die

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!