The power to see air

The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

The power to jizz mango chutney

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

power to age faster

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

the power to time travel to the present

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

Th power to be telepathetic

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

the power to disinfect wigs.

The ability to do nothing

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!