The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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to poop a penny every year

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!