- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of being aquaman.

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

the power to send text messages while driving

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The power to not write pointless powers.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

Pointless Super Powers