the power to see the present

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to be french.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!