the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power... to move you.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!