- Pointless Super Powers

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

the power to become demented

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to swim on land.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to smell people's moods

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!