- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

the power to glow in the dark during the day.

the power to complete math exercises

The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to instantly kill yourself

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

Pointless Super Powers