The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!