- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be powerless

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to die

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to get arrested

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The ability to get shot, for real.

Pointless Super Powers