The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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Justin Bieber

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to burn the sun.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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the power to smell like ham

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!