the ability to see through air

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!