The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to count to infinity.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to hatch from an egg

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!