The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!