Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power of self mind control

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!