The power to no sweat in the cold.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power of attracting fired bullets

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

power to age faster

The power to speak using their mouth

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

the power to eat bread

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to burn the sun.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!