- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

Pointless Super Powers