The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to have a V8

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to have a power thats a power

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!