The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to wink with both eyes

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!