The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power... to move you.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!