The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power to autocorrect your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

power to fly when your underwater

thumb_up thumb_down +59

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power to speak to toasters

thumb_up thumb_down +51

01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

thumb_up thumb_down +49

the power to spell words wrong

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

thumb_up thumb_down +152

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

thumb_up thumb_down +152

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

thumb_up thumb_down +146

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

thumb_up thumb_down +140

The ability to part hair.

thumb_up thumb_down +138

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

thumb_up thumb_down +134

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down +132

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

thumb_up thumb_down +130

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

thumb_up thumb_down +130

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

thumb_up thumb_down +130

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

thumb_up thumb_down +122

The power to drain people's phone battery

thumb_up thumb_down +120

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!