The power to resurrect dead insects

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to die from darting too hard

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!