To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!