The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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the power to write on cellophane

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!