The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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to be shitty

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!