The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power drown in water

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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the power to herd cats

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!