the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!