The power to sense if an object is sharp.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The ability to think of an ability - JW

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

the ability to type slower.

The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to control yourself

THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!