- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

See through invisible people

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to die when you get old

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to read terms and conditions

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The ability to be heard in space

The power to look TV

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

Pointless Super Powers