The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The ability to count to potato

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!