- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Liam Brudenell

the ability to tell time without a watch

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

The power to change your eye color.

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

The power of being aquaman.

The ability to part hair.

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

the power to eat when your hungry

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The Power to Fail in Failing

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

Pointless Super Powers