The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to die when you get old

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!