The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!