the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to see the present

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!