The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to see air

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!