- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to fall asleep each time you

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to die

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to lick your own balls!!!

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to chew with your tongue

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to only see glass.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

Pointless Super Powers