- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

the power to smell like ham

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

the power to spell words wrong

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

the power to say i can bend you

The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

Pointless Super Powers