The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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the power to herd cats

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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the power to like mass effect 3

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!