The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to see through horses

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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power to breathe

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The power to commit suicide.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!