the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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cry acid tears

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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Aweonao

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!