THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to lick your balls.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to smell like ham

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power of being aquaman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!