- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not exercise.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

the power to become demented

The power to be missed when present.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The ability to smell colors

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

the power to get married

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to break a Nokia

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

to be shitty

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

Pointless Super Powers