The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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power to age faster

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!