the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

the power to get married

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to break bones at will.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to like any show

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!