- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

the ability to die on command

The power to digest corn.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

the power to turn O2 into CO2

he power to make mistakes

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

The power of 12% levetation

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

The power to make everything worse

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

The power to smell people's moods

Pointless Super Powers