the power of the succulent game

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power of gentle breeze

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!