- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

the ability to die on command

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to to kill chickens by touching them

Teleporting to Mexico

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The ability to self destruct at will.

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

Pointless Super Powers