the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to die

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!