The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to create powers

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

the ability to type slower.

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

the super power of being a housewife..

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

the power to make glass clear

the ability to talk to humans

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to fly while masturbating.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!