The power to self destruct

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to not exercise.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to become demented

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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the power to get married

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!