- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

the power to eat when your hungry

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to self destruct

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

the power to hovertate

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to shrink boobs

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to only be able to eat poop

Pointless Super Powers