- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to write a country song

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to run Crysis.

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

power to transform into a dick with legs

the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

Pointless Super Powers