- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be missed when present.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

the power to control nothing

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to break a Nokia

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

the power to do nothing

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The ability to pull open push only doors

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to get arrested

Pointless Super Powers