- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to be Chuck Norris

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to die

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

the power to control nothing

The power to break bones at will.

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

Pointless Super Powers