The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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the power to remember th...

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be born again

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to uncontrally boop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!