- Pointless Super Powers

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to swallow instead of spit

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

the ability to talk to humans

the power to make glass clear

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

he power to make mistakes

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power of learning

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!