The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to beathe

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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cry acid tears

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!