The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to control yourself

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!