The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power of learning

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The ability to like this post

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!