- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to break bones at will.

the power to control nothing

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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Pointless Super Powers