- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to fly when in something flying

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to block your own powers

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to pee while standing up

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to read your own mind

The power to not exercise.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The ability to evolve into magickarp

the power to become demented

Pointless Super Powers