The ability to shrink your penis

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to not see anything

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to pee any color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!