The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to count to potato

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to smell whore

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!