the power to dislike this power

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the ability to die without any control

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to die

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to be born again

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!