The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to die

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!