The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to see air

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!