- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

The power to hurt the people you love

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to see oxygen.

The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to smell water.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

the power to say i can bend you

The power to turn into random objects

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

Pointless Super Powers