- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

the power to jizz money

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to eat three times a day.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The ability to self destruct at will.

the power to see stuff

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The ability to eat the red ones last

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The power to die at any moment you want.

the power to turn retarted

Pointless Super Powers