The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to be a human

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to be more human than most people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!