- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

the power to refreeze frozen ice

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

Pointless Super Powers