the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!