Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to control yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to fart rainbows

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to release the bogus

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to fly 3 inches.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!